So, back in the late earlies of SL..I used to be a decently buffed out cat man…cause well..there was not much else to be at the time. After that era, I was a small anime-ish elf boy, and then back to a man…and then a woman..and then a man again..and phew..oh god. I’m all over the place. I’ve been different shapes, sizes, genders, races, blah blah. But, it never fails to amuse me when I see guys like this.
Like really, lay off the roids, please. It wouldn’t bother me so much if just a few guys were like this..but this is literally 99% of SL men. And the funny thing is, more often than not..the actual attractive men on SL…are girls IRL. *cackles* It boggles my mind. I’m not sure if I should blame He-Man, or sports, or gamma radiation. These wannabe Hulks usually carry themselves like they’re soooo badass too…like they’re soooo hot and dominant and “GRRRR! ME STRONG MAN! ME HAVE SEXY TIME WITH LADIES!” Hold your horses there, Conan. One of the truest things I think ever said is “It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.” *nods* You can be a small, skinny man and hold yourself higher than any buffed out meathead out there. And most meatheads are very..very..small inside (their pants.) Ha ha!
So, guys, my brothers, lend me your ears. You don’t have to have huge shoulders and huge muscles and your damn crotch size set to DUFFLEBAG. You don’t have to have a small head either, *whispers* That doesn’t help your brain size. So please..please..go and find someone that can make a good male shape, or buy one, or even take the damn time to look at a picture of a REAL man..and make one yourself.
We men on SL are a rare breed. More often than not when I go to clubs I see about 5 women to every 1 man. The least you guys can do is look presentable, and not like an overstuffed barbarian. *sniffs sharply* And get some better clothes for god’s sake. Good men’s clothing is scarce enough as it is, the market needs to be opened up more. *shakes his head* And you women out there…if your guy looks like an inflatable pool toy..please give him a makeover.
I am all about doing what you want, and living out your fantasy…buuuut..there’s a fine line between fantasy and straight up redonkulous.
Keep strength in your heart, not your muscles.